<?php
$page_name = "Icebreaker Questions";
$menu_type = "random";
$menu_name = "Icebreaker Questions";
$blog_num = 93;
$page_rate = 7;
$page_tags = array("erudition");
$page_date = "October 24, 2012";
include_once("./files/head.php");

echo "<p>Here is a list of silly and/or stupid and/or amusing questions to toss out when a speaker asks 'any questions?' or as an icebreaker activity.  They are random, nonsensical, and sometimes kinda dumb.  But the answers you get back are fantastic.</p>\n";

echo "<ul>\n";
  echo "<li>Why did the chicken cross the road?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Gryphon or hippogryph?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Can Magneto raise Thor's hammer?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>What repels werewolves?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Straight or curly fries?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Mangos or pineapples?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>What was the color of the last squirrel you saw?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>What is the Titanic's maximum speed? (answer is zero)</li>\n";
  echo "<li>How old does an average <insert local tree type here> get?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>What's Bunniculas favorite food?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>How many teeth does a mosiquito have? (answer is 42 btw)</li>\n";
  echo "<li>What's the difference between a duck?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Why do flamingos stand on 1 leg? (look it up, it's really cool)</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Why are flamingos pink?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Why are the mountains not made of orange plastic?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Favorite cheese fondue? (or favorite thing to fondue)</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Where do you buy your grocceries?</li>\n";
  echo "<li>How old is the Hubble Telescope (answer: placed in orbit in 1990, so 22 as of this post)</li>\n";
  echo "<li>What is the roman numeral for zero? (answer is 'N')</li>\n";
  echo "<li>Favorite species of penguin?</li>\n";
echo "</ul>\n";

include_once("./files/close.php");

?>