Here is a list of all sorts of random quotes/equations/observations. They all roughly could be math related.

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• Le Guin's Law: There is an inverse correlation between fantasy and money.
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• Herd Instinct: As the size of a group grows, it's intelligence decreases.
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• Work is Evil: "; echo "
  Work = time x money"; echo "
  time = money, ergo: work = money x money"; echo "
  money = root of all evil, ergo: work = √(evil²)"; echo "
  work = evil
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• Relationships: Gravity causes friction
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• Salaries: "; echo "
  Power = work / time"; echo "
  Knowledge = power, and time = money, ergo: Knowledge = work / money"; echo "
  Thus: As knowledge increases, so does work."; echo "
  Thus: As knowledge increases, money decreases."; echo "
  Thus: As your work increases, money decreases.
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• Brain Power: "; echo "
  90% of matter is empty space and the average person only uses 10% of their brain."; echo "
  Therefore 99% of your brain is wasted every day!
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• Calculus: ∫e^x = ƒuⁿ
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• Calculus: ∫cow = rib'   (first derivative of a cow is prime rib....)
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• Pirates: Pirate = Thief + boat + parrot - leg
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