Here is a list of all sorts of random quotes/equations/observations. They all roughly could be math related.

• Le Guin's Law: There is an inverse correlation between fantasy and money.
• Herd Instinct: As the size of a group grows, it's intelligence decreases.
• Work is Evil:
  Work = time x money
  time = money, ergo: work = money x money
  money = root of all evil, ergo: work = √(evil²)
  work = evil
• Relationships: Gravity causes friction
• Salaries:
  Power = work / time
  Knowledge = power, and time = money, ergo: Knowledge = work / money
  Thus: As knowledge increases, so does work.
  Thus: As knowledge increases, money decreases.
  Thus: As your work increases, money decreases.
• Brain Power:
  90% of matter is empty space and the average person only uses 10% of their brain.
  Therefore 99% of your brain is wasted every day!
• Calculus: ∫e^x = ƒuⁿ
• Calculus: ∫cow = rib'   (first derivative of a cow is prime rib....)
• Pirates: Pirate = Thief + boat + parrot - leg