<?php
$page_name = "Sideways Math";
$menu_type = "random";
$menu_name = "Sideways Math";
$blog_num = 56;
$page_rate = 7;
$page_tags = array("erudition");
$page_date = "December 8, 2011";
include_once("./files/head.php");

echo "<p>I have absolutely no idea at all why it is called sideways math, but that's what the book I found at work called it.  Basically every letter represents a number from 0 to 9.  For the division problems, if you get the math correct, the letters in order will spell something.</p>\n";
echo "<p>Ahhh, a little more research reveals a series of grade 5 books called sideways math from wayside school.  Now, did the book I got these from copy from this series, or make up their own???</p>\n";


echo "<div class=\"two_col_left\">\n";
echo "<center>\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//one one = two
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>N</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>+</td>\n";
    echo "<td>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>N</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2 style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">W</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">O</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//send more = money
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>N</td>\n";
    echo "<td>D</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>+</td>\n";
    echo "<td>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>M</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">M</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">O</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">N</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">Y</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//earth air fire water = nature
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>A</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td>T</td>\n";
    echo "<td>H</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>A</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=3>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>F</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>+</td>\n";
    echo "<td>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>W</td>\n";
    echo "<td>A</td>\n";
    echo "<td>T</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">N</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">A</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">U</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">R</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//GOLFSHIRT
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=7>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>A</td>\n";
    echo "<td>K</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>0=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>C</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-left: 1px solid #CCCCCC; border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">A</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">L</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>1=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>C</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=6>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>2=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">F</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">J</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">K</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>3=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>F</td>\n";
    echo "<td>G</td>\n";
    echo "<td>A</td>\n";
    echo "<td>C</td>\n";
    echo "<td>G</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>4=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">J</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">F</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">O</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">L</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>5=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>J</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td>K</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>J</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>6=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2 style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">F</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">J</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">J</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>7=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=14>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>8=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=14>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>9=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "</center>\n";
echo "</div>\n";
echo "<div class=\"two_col_right\">\n";
echo "<center>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
//nine less two = seven
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>N</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>N</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>+</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>T</td>\n";
    echo "<td>W</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">S</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">V</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">N</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//who is this = idiot
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=3>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>W</td>\n";
    echo "<td>H</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>+</td>\n";
    echo "<td>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>T</td>\n";
    echo "<td>H</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">I</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">D</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">I</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">O</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//double double toil = trouble
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>D</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>U</td>\n";
    echo "<td>B</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=2>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>D</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>U</td>\n";
    echo "<td>B</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>+</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=3>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>T</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>L</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">T</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">R</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">O</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">U</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">B</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">L</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";


echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
echo "<br />\n";
//BRICKHOUSE
echo "<table id=\"sideways\">\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=7>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>H</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>0=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>K</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-left: 1px solid #CCCCCC; border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">S</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">K</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">R</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">S</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>1=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
    echo "<td>C</td>\n";
    echo "<td>I</td>\n";
    echo "<td>B</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=6>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>2=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">R</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">H</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">I</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>3=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td>K</td>\n";
    echo "<td>E</td>\n";
    echo "<td>U</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>4=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">C</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">R</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">H</td>\n";
    echo "<td>S</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>5=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=6>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>R</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>O</td>\n";
    echo "<td>K</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>6=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=5>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">R</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">K</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">E</td>\n";
    echo "<td style=\"border-top: 1px solid #CCCCCC;\">K</td>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=4>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>7=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=14>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>8=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
  echo "<tr>\n";
    echo "<td colspan=14>&nbsp;</td>\n";
    echo "<td>9=</td>\n";
  echo "</tr>\n";
echo "</table>\n";
echo "</center>\n";
echo "</div>\n";


include_once("./files/close.php");

?>