Alright, conspiracies. Seeing numbers, manipulating numbers, etc to get the patterns you need for your pet theory. Here's a primer for you:\n";
echo "Seven and Thirteen
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echo "Seven is lucky, 13 is not (well in western culture anyways). So how is this useful?
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echo "\n";
echo "- Multiply/divide your number by 7.
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echo "- Do the opposite with 13.
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echo "- Congrats, you either have a number twice as big, or half as big (use somewhat genrous rounding).
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echo "
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echo "Why? Well the luck of 7 is cancelled out by the bad luck of 13, just like how the multiplication and division signs cancel out.
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echo "For some Asian cultures we have the same phenomina with 4 being unlucky and 6 being lucky. This time it's 1.5 time larger or 2/3s the size.
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echo "Six and Nine
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echo "They are vertical mirror images of each other, go ahead, rotate as needed.
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echo "One and Seven
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echo "texts get mistranslated all the time, maybe that 1 was a 7, or vice-versa. Or 3 and 8.
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echo "Double/Triple Digit Numbers
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echo "Yuo can split these apart and the do whatever.
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echo "\n";
echo "- 14 = 1 + 4
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echo "- 295 = 2 x 9 - 5
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echo "
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echo "Factoring
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echo "Feel free to partially factor your numbers to get an answer.
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echo "\n";
echo "- 39 = 3 x 13...three times the bad luck
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echo "- 18 = 3 x 6 = 6 + 6 + 6 = 666...Gasp!
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echo "
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echo "Conversions to Random Units
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echo "\n";
echo "- 1 Kilogram = 2.2 pounds
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echo "- 1 Kg = 6.66 thai baht...Gasp!
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echo "- 1 Kg = 5000 carats
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echo "- 1 Kg = 2000 obolos (ancient greek, bonus conspiracy points)
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echo "- 1 Kg = 2.68 Troy pounds
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echo "- 1 Kg = 36.65 roman uncia
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echo "
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echo "In parting, I ask you to enjoy XKCD: http://xkcd.com/258
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